But It's Not My Kink...

...and it's not even Thanksgiving, either. So I'm not going to post all of the horrible things that my letter to Santa says I did this year, resulting in -718 points and the claim that I deserve a spanking.

Besides, spending a day as a cruel and heartless dictator of Duluth, Minnesota, sounds like a good field exercise for maintaining my status in Deb's Legions of Darkness. And I don't see why buying porn for travelfan cost me points rather than earning them....