But It's Not My Kink...

[gerisullivan]

...and it's not even Thanksgiving, either. So I'm not going to post all of the horrible things that my letter to Santa says I did this year, resulting in -718 points and the claim that I deserve a spanking.

Besides, spending a day as a cruel and heartless dictator of Duluth, Minnesota, sounds like a good field exercise for maintaining my status in Deb's Legions of Darkness. And I don't see why buying porn for travelfan cost me points rather than earning them....

Comments

[maruad.livejournal.com]

If Santa is scoring you at -718 then he is showing his age or you are much naughtier than I can put into a post. Although it is probable that both are true.

I have never been to Duluth (that I can remember) but if it is in Minnesota I am sure it is fine.

[debgeisler.livejournal.com]

You know, this message is one of the most amazing non-sequiturs it has ever been my pleasure to read on LiveJournal. (It's not clear if this might be explained if I read further down...in bloggish fashion, that would be earlier messages...but I'm almost tempted to stop now and preserve the elegance of this moment.)

Oh, yeah (she adds) -- who made up this scoring system, anyway? What kinds of points does one get for gathering an army to conquer the universe and become the Evil Overlord?

[gerisullivan.livejournal.com]

Now wasn't that better than my just posting the darned meme code? Glad to oblige!

[stevegreen.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Geri, you put "a spanking" on your xmas list? (I shall refrain from some convoluted gag about Santa coming down the chimney...)

[gerisullivan.livejournal.com]

I didn't put it there. As I said, it's not my kink. The premature letter to Santa meme claimed I deserved one.

Y'know, I'd never given it a moment's thought until now, but I'd have to say that I doubt that chimneys would ever be my kink, and likewise for the whole notion of getting it on with Santa.

[stevegreen.livejournal.com]

Damn. All those wasted years growing a white beard...

[maruad.livejournal.com]

hah... at least it is easy getting rid of the beard... I have all that padding to lose.

[maruad.livejournal.com]

Thanks to debgeisler I was able to find the Santa Mem... and it is a good thing I did. Evidently stealing musicmutt's purse and shooting it out with drug lords near LA didn't drop my score as much as eating broccoli, donating to charity with minnehaha, and saving that bus load of nuns in Angola raised it. I was plus 232 (or there abouts) and I am getting lego for Xmas!!! Nya Nya Nya!!!!