The VMI is terrifying...and very funny

[gerisullivan]

Bruce Townley consistently comes up with the best links. Tonight's is to a report that 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea.

If it's a hoax, news sources around the world are doing a great job of spreading it. There are already pages and pages of Google links to the report.

I don't want to think about what happens if they collide with the rubber duckies that are no doubt still bobbing their way around the world's oceans. Nightmares that could scar a person for life come from Vivid Mental Images like that.

Comments

[pameladean]

This cracked me up, but the best thing about it is your lovely delight.

P.

[gerisullivan.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you!

[bohemiancoast.livejournal.com]

Sadly, the difference between this and the rubber duckies is that the inflatable breasts will not have been inflated for shipping.

[gerisullivan.livejournal.com]

True enough, but just imagine the future treasure hunters who find them strewn along the ocean floor, and at the end of the trail, the remains of the shipping container they were in....

Better yet, imagine the dolphins and whales that find them and decide to play with them since they're oddly unedible....

The possibilities are beyond number.

As you know, Bob, un-inflated inflatable boobs are just plain wrong.