So, the next time I think I need some label stock...

...please let me remember that I have:

145 sheets of my standard return address labels in white plus 11 sheets of clear labels for a total of 4,680 labels ready for printing plus

6 sheets 1.5x4" white labels (84)

44 sheets 8.5x11" clear full sheet labels (44)

15 sheets 2x4" neon labels (150)

18 sheets 0.5x1.75" white labels (1,440)

16 sheets 3.5" diskette white removable labels (240) and

63 sheets 3.33x4" white labels (378)

Which means I have stock to print 7,016 labels of varying sizes, with two-thirds of the labels being the size I use most.

I'm not going to do a full inventory, but the situation is similar for letter-sized ink jet photo paper in matte, glossy, and special art gallery finishes; speciality laser papers; novelty stock for magnets, puzzles, window decals, and holographic effects; and OMG, let's not talk about transparency stock, okay?

Why, yes, I'm cleaning my office and restocking the supply bureau I half-emptied before moving it for the painters. At least, I'm working on it....