The story of my life...

My odds of surviving the zombies appear to be about the same as the odds of getting through the rest of my life. Gaacked from thirdworld:

( Will I make it? )

The quiz is only wrong on that last part -- but I don't call it "risking my ass"; I think of it as "giving my all, and then some." With luck, I'll have the wisdom to do so in ways that strengthen me.